2,000 Flushes

2003-05-25T11:19:00.000-07:00

People who don't get the point. From conversations I've actually had with people.

Me: You're watching Jerry Springer? This show is stupid.
Them: I don't like the show, I just like to watch people arguing.

2003-05-08T15:26:00.000-07:00

Now, the required "I hate my job" post.

Today I was trained on how to use the computer system. All day long. It was quite boring. I could go into detail, but I'll wrap it up fast.

The trainer mentioned that only last week did she learn about drag and drop. I run Linux.

2003-03-22T04:38:00.000-08:00

Like much of the United States now, I dislike France.
I feel the need to say this: I hated France long before it was cool.
Stupid 9th grade class.

2003-03-21T03:31:00.000-08:00

Like many people, I am looking forward to the new Matrix movies. But then I realized what's going to happen online everywhere in a couple of months and I was sad. I present to you...

IRC of the Future!

*** neo123 (loser@aol.com) has joined channel #beer

<NormalGuy> Hey. What's up, Neo?

<neo123> how r u 2day

<nude4satan> whats up bitch

<SweetGurl69> Don't be so mean!!!!

<neo123> yea dont be mean 2 me or ill hack u

<NormalGuy> Oh no. He might REALLY FOR REAL hack you. You'd better look out.

<nude4satan> fuck you you can't hack me

<neo123> i can 2 so shut up i am good like neo

<NormalGuy> Okay. Sure. Let me help you guys out. nude4satan, quit being a dumbass. neo123, quit being a dumbass.

<neo123> im not a dumass i can hack u

<SweetGurl69> He's not stupid! He's smart! Hackers are all so smart!

<nude4satan> shit whatever dude

<NormalGuy> If you insist.

<neo123> she is right i can hack u and i am smart

<NormalGuy> Well, okay then... Hack me.

<neo123> shtu up ur not worth my time sweetgurl is smart liek me

<neo123> do u want to cyber

<nude4satan> fuck no

<neo123> no u stupid gurl

<SweetGurl69> Okay, sure!

<neo123> see if i m so dum how come i get to cyber and u dont

<NormalGuy> Dude, you're a moron.

<SweetGurl69> You are all so mean!!!! At least Neo gets cybersex and I get to get my rocks off!

<neo123> what rocks wait r u a guy

<SweetGurl69> No!!! I am a sweet gurl!!! Are you being mean to me too?? No cyber then!

<neo123> no i m just kidding ha ha we can cyber

<NormalGuy> Just go away. Enjoy the anal probe.

<neo123> shut up i will hack u after we r done

Obviously not a pretty picture. I hope you all are ready for tons of Neos and Morpheuseses.

2003-03-17T18:04:00.000-08:00

One of these days if I ever have anything decent to say I'll get my own domain address. I've been saying that for around four or five years now. And I didn't do once a week. Maybe I should talk about what's going on in my life like everyone else does on their weblogs, whether they pay for them or not.

Happy Spring Break! I'll be spending mine working extra hours. Wee.

2003-03-03T09:23:00.000-08:00

Okay. Long story short. I switched over from Live Journal because everyone who uses it seems to be a whiny pansy. I've got one whole post on the old thing. I'm adding another to allow my large audience to know I'm here now so the two people who accidently stumble on it might check out this blog. I apologize for not being entertaining this go round, but I work nights and I'm sitting up so I can finish my laundry. I'm going to post at least once a week or until I get tired of it. And of course, my inspiration. 398